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Who
was the retard that designed the Federation Battle Droids? Most
US military equipment is double or triple redundant(with the exception
of Battleships running Windoze NT). You'd figure that if the base
of operations was destroyed, these seemingly intelligent(and sentient)
droids would be programmed to attack anything non-Federation. Instead,
they just shut down. Real useful military equipment that is. Why
bother to leave ANY troops on land? Why not just focus ALL of your
forces at the mothership?
And
what's with R2-D2 getting an award from the Queen? This is a military
droid that did was only doing the job it was designed to do. I don't
think there's a military in existence that ever gave an award for
simply not getting shot. Hell for that matter, might as well make
it Commander-In-Chief of the Gungin Army.
What
disappointed me was what that I LOVED in the first movies was the
cross-language communication between different races. Han could
understand Chewie, Han could understand Greedo, Luke could understand
the Jawas, etc. However, in Phantom, everyone speaks on the same
plane. Watto speaks English to English characters, and yet speaks
Watto-ese to Anakin? As for Gungin, it's just garbled English. It
was a minor thing, but with the exception of the Ewoks, nobody ever
needed a translator in the first three.
It
also could have done without the Greg Proops commentary during the
pod race. I don't mind the guy comedically, but his voice I found
really annoying during the race.
The
virgin conception was a little pretentious. Yes, I know that Lucas
has said that the force represents God, but to those of us who are
atheists, it's a little cheesy. It would have been better had it
been explained in a later movie, having Anakin "discover" it rather
that it being common knowledge.
In
many ways, this movie was a big disappointment. Yes, I know, many
have said that our expectations are too high and that it's "just
a story", but even from a stand-alone perspective, this was not
a well-thought out movie. It's quite ironic, that it's been in the
works (more or less) for twenty years.
If
I wanted to take the movie entirely in the context of the other
ones, I'd comment on the fact that YODA was supposed to have trained
Obi-Wan, not Qui-Gonn; and that neither C3P0 or R2-D2 seem to have
ANY memory of Obi-Wan in "A New Hope."
Just
my 2.6834 cents.
-Zang
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